second chapter of "survival guide to the things that stunned open parenthesis and close parenthesis that make you angry."
I consider myself a moderate connoisseur of the human race and this thing is proved by the fact that very often I predict the next move of the enemy ...
There are people who can change your life with a word, a gesture .... a chair mounted bad example and you helmets on the ground .... but then because I'll always remember? As if you do not already I remembered the pain caused by quell'ematoma to sit .... bah
Today Lord speaks of a problem that afflicts all humanity, a problem that still seems in the era of wireless, bluetooth and infrared, you can not find a solution. Today we'll talk with friends .... not those of Maria De Filippi, of course, not ever fooled anyone nor friends to de Filippi, if you keep them close .... To experience
fake call that person as a friend you know from half an hour and already told you almost everything in his life. Do not expect people like you will stay to listen, talk talk talk and then evaporate to reappear again when they want to talk. How to fight? Give them a tape recorder so the same thing, do not want advice.
defines instead as the best friend in a gaseous state that is the person who initially perfect friend, what would all ever-present friendly and bla bla bla but then at some point and evaporates sparisce.Come fight? Our scientists are are still working on .... hell I would also like people I know and I know where to hide to give them four smacks that leave the white hand-shaped for a long time on the facial surface.
I define as a friend since we were a small person who does not know how, you do not know why is your friend but do not even know what job you do. Let me explain, just know that a person since you were two years and did you punch the exit of asylum and have continued to Greeting in the years to define it as a friend since we were piccoli.Come fight it? Do not fight this subject in general your own age, if you have more wrinkles and white hair you will be a source of great satisfaction.
There is also a special category of workers, the category of: childhood friends, to return with their children?
Then there is the worst traitor of his class kind of friend. Initially it is the friend you've always wanted to have, you listen, you listen with his wise advice and you fully trust this person, until you accorgente who with his air of good person you were convinced to follow that advice were nothing but pieces of his personal plan for your destruction or face scrub volervi. So we stay and fight evil and weep .... How
fight: having no friends, is the only periodical soluzione.I 4.9 / 5 of those who believe friends are so so .....
I define a person as a true friend in danger of extinction (in fact launch an appeal for the WWF to take serious measures) or as the title of a song by Westlife.
How to find it? What questions do you do? You are perhaps one of those 4 idiots who believe that it is possible to find a four leaf clover and they're all Sunday to seek among the clovers? Uh look behind you, look there's a donkey with wings.
I define as a friend to unexpected and often a person referred to fuck off just do not trust even if you know maybe I'm the subject for years and years have disowned him, your friend does not want it to be poor and there is also bad. then one day instead makes a gesture that will astound you and for the first time looking in the mirror you do not see the person most often by friendship frigate but you see a person who has a amico.Come find it? It took me ten years of uninterrupted friendship understand ... I do not think there is a way to find it, because this is the unexpected friend puts on a unexpected time or another.
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